Trying to Save the World Here

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IM PLAYING REVELATIONS I MIGHT AS WELL BE THROWING GENTLY USED PAPER CLIPS AT MY ENEMY MY BULLETS ARE SO USELESS

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I suddenly jumped to 440 followers and they’re all porn blogs O_O welcome to my blog that never posts porn I guess

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Sooooo we have in The L Chat about ZP:

  • Speculation that she’s with Anna
  • Speculation she’s with Kris (why lord why do you give them keyboards)
  • Speculation her and Alex aren’t together (#noneofourbusiness)
  • Speculation Alex beats her (literally guys?!?!??!?!!?)
  • Speculation she’s pregnant (#noneofourbusiness)

How about y’all speculate yourselves right off the computer so I can speculate my foot up your ass.

For the love of tiny 8 pound 6 ounce 11 inch baby Jesus put your energy into curing the common cold instead of analyzing every pixel of a shitty camera phone video taken 14 years ago at this point I’m surprised they haven’t brought up the conspiracy that she’s the fucking Loch Ness Monster.

Filed under zp zoie palmer CALM YOUR TITS CALM YOUR TITS WITH THE CONSPIRACYS YO NEWSFLASH HER PERSONAL LIFE IS HER BUSINESS FUCK HER PROFESSIONAL LIFE IS HER BUSINESS PEOPLE'S LIVES ARE THEIR OWN BUSINESS LET'S JUST ENJOY THE PEOPLE WITHOUT SAYING THEY'RE THE NEXT FUCKING AVATAR OR SOMETHING JESUS GIVE YOUR SUPPORT NOT YOUR CRAZY ASS JESSIE VENTURE TWO SHOOTERS FROM THE GRASSY KNOLL BULLSHIT

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slimegoth:

luv how people actually unironically think that giving free food to poor people is somehow a bad thing. like literally people are allowed to live, the notion that you have to EARN the right to live is bullshit

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